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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.
5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve greatrisk. 15. Call your mom.
16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books and watch less TV.
27. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.
31. Read between the lines.
32. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality
33. Be gentle with the earth.
34. Pray. There's immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your ownbusiness.
37. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss.
38. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth's greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules then break some.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to getit.
44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

Take a moment and read this

To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it's his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

God gives every bird its food,
But he does not throw it into its nest.

He who loses money, loses much;
He who loses a friend, loses more;
He who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it. ...... True friends are like good books.
You don't always use them, but you
know where they are when you need them ........

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day he saw a small opening in the cocoon. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole. Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and could go no further... So, the man decided to help the butterfly. He took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily. But, it had a swollen body, and small shrivelled wings. He continued to watch the butterfly, because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to support the body, which would contract in time. Neither happened! In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shrivelled wings. It was never able to fly. What he had done in his well intentioned kindness and haste, he did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required to get through the tiny opening were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into it's wings so that it would be ready for flight ONCE it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If God allowed us to go through our life without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as we could have been......

And we could never fly.......

Have a great day, a great life, and struggle a little....

Then fly!

�!!!! Success is just a matter of attitude. !!!

GO through these , they are really hilarious.

. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complainingthat the system couldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes.After trouble- shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose theproblem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them intothe typewriter to type the labels.

. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on,and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room toclose the door to his room.

. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computerto fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so aDell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple offriends, "the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, theman said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."

. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and waterand soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys andwashing them individually.

. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who wasenraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The techexplained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't betaken personally.

. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't gether ne w Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button.Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothinghappens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, andsat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked whathappened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is thisTech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How doI go about getting that fixed?" Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Didyou receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get thiscup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has'4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because hecouldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive asa cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

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Last updated: February 24, 1999.